(Source: theamericankid, via megustamemes)
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(Source: theamericankid, via megustamemes)
| Mom: | Katniss isn't real |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yes she is |
| Mom: | No she's not |
| Me: | I'll get her to kill you. Then you'll know she's real. |
| Mom: | She's not real |
| Me: | |
| Mom: | |
| Me: | May the odds be ever in your favor |
(via big--me)
see-the-beauty-all-around-you:
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.
This makes me feel warm and fuzzy
(via wordsofabandgeek)
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
|---|---|
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
(via thesharkstears)
It’s crazy to think that in this very second right now. Someone’s dying. Someone’s cheating on their wife. Someone’s writing a suicide note. Someone just lost their daughter. Someone just got diagnosed with cancer. Someone just got in a car accident. Someone’s pregnant. Someone did cocaine for the first time. Someone just got raped. Someone took another person’s life. Someone hasn’t talked to their dad in years. Someone’s abusing their spouse. Someone’s signing divorce papers. Someone killed themselves. Right there. In that very second, all of that happened somewhere out there in the world.
(Source: nonchalantlyketsy, via thesharkstears)
(via thesharkstears)
“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
